The Franconians Steelworks, Germany, June 2014
Ok so Im still uploading old reports but this was kind of special to me.
I was turning 40 and my birthday just so happened to coincide with a trip we (myself, Bigjobs, drhowser and Gaj UE) had planned involving the Monte Carlo or Bust Rally followed by a roadtrip round Europe - Happy days. For those of you who don't know me, we own a limo with an epic bonnet ornament! A spurting cock! and you just can't beat spending time being chauffeured round Europe in the back of a limo with a black eight inch ejaculating dildo adorning the bonnet.
Much epicness followed, from being chased off a roof by builders in Belgium, realising we left the car outside said building and Jobs having to go back and get it then driving back to pick us whilst shouting out the window "get in the back of the car" as we all piled in, to rocking up at the Italian Border with some very stern and angry looking Border Guards pointing guns at our dildo and demanding to know "What is that?". I honestly thought they were going to stop us going through and give us a proper bollocking, till drhowser gave its button a little stroke and it ejaculated all over the place, at which point the Border Guards fell about laughing and waved us on through with big thumbs up!
Of course there was much drinking of beer and a some definitely not pro urbex involving a lamppost, a security hut and the back of a wagon the German road workers were using for road worky type stuff! We hit that a few times - they were very unimpressed with our lack of stealth!
After a day on the beach to recover from the rally we bade farewell to Gaj who was heading on to Paris and we got on with having a good old mooch round some of Europe's finest Power Stations.
After a few days we were Heading back towards Germany and decided to call in on our German friend the Franconian, who had kindly offered to put us up at his summerhouse. Naturally this involved food, beer, fire and the boys playing around with a bow and arrows.
It wasn't long before talk turned to things to do and places to see and the Franconian mentioned a place he would like to show us. The following day mself, Bigjobs, drhowser and the Franconian set off for a steelworks somewhere near the Czech border, Im sorry but I don't know its name and I can't tell you anything about it, other than it was amazingly fantastic place to spend a few hours. It really is a lovely lovely place and I thoroughly enjoyed our time here. From tanks to steam engines, every corner held another surprise, this place really is a profusion of delights.
I will apologise in advance this is a little picture heavy.
Ok so Im still uploading old reports but this was kind of special to me.
I was turning 40 and my birthday just so happened to coincide with a trip we (myself, Bigjobs, drhowser and Gaj UE) had planned involving the Monte Carlo or Bust Rally followed by a roadtrip round Europe - Happy days. For those of you who don't know me, we own a limo with an epic bonnet ornament! A spurting cock! and you just can't beat spending time being chauffeured round Europe in the back of a limo with a black eight inch ejaculating dildo adorning the bonnet.
Much epicness followed, from being chased off a roof by builders in Belgium, realising we left the car outside said building and Jobs having to go back and get it then driving back to pick us whilst shouting out the window "get in the back of the car" as we all piled in, to rocking up at the Italian Border with some very stern and angry looking Border Guards pointing guns at our dildo and demanding to know "What is that?". I honestly thought they were going to stop us going through and give us a proper bollocking, till drhowser gave its button a little stroke and it ejaculated all over the place, at which point the Border Guards fell about laughing and waved us on through with big thumbs up!
Of course there was much drinking of beer and a some definitely not pro urbex involving a lamppost, a security hut and the back of a wagon the German road workers were using for road worky type stuff! We hit that a few times - they were very unimpressed with our lack of stealth!
After a day on the beach to recover from the rally we bade farewell to Gaj who was heading on to Paris and we got on with having a good old mooch round some of Europe's finest Power Stations.
After a few days we were Heading back towards Germany and decided to call in on our German friend the Franconian, who had kindly offered to put us up at his summerhouse. Naturally this involved food, beer, fire and the boys playing around with a bow and arrows.
It wasn't long before talk turned to things to do and places to see and the Franconian mentioned a place he would like to show us. The following day mself, Bigjobs, drhowser and the Franconian set off for a steelworks somewhere near the Czech border, Im sorry but I don't know its name and I can't tell you anything about it, other than it was amazingly fantastic place to spend a few hours. It really is a lovely lovely place and I thoroughly enjoyed our time here. From tanks to steam engines, every corner held another surprise, this place really is a profusion of delights.
I will apologise in advance this is a little picture heavy.
Great write up, sounds like a trip full of stories and the steelworks doesn't look too shabby either 
